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The random ramblings of a young writer. Message me, and ask me anything!

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andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

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redricewater:

I promised that I would show a quick process of how I painted this haha. It’s not exactly a tutorial since it doesn’t really….teach anything…uhm sorry ;__;/ But yeah, I mainly just slap things on and try and blend them so they don’t look too blocky and stuff.

Sorry for my messy handwriting as well!

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  • nick fury: hey i just met you
  • nick fury: and this is crazy
  • nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
  • nick fury: so call me maybe

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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boyofficial:

"I don’t ship Haruhi with anyone cause she’s a girl"

"You can’t ship her with him, he’s obviously gay!"

"I don’t like OHSHC because it isn’t yaoi"

"I only ship male!Haruhi with people"

KISS KISS SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

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andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

nuditea:

well this is the stupidest thing i’ve laughed at for ten minutes so far this week

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nuditea:

well this is the stupidest thing i’ve laughed at for ten minutes so far this week

(Source: reddit.com)

"How do dick pics make u feel?"

Asked by Anonymous

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

Reblogged from missmorstanssecret

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

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audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you